I’m just baffled that there are people out there who hate asexuals.
They are literally doing nothing.
They are literally doing no one.

"What you’re not doing is an abomination"


it’s kind of fun to find a mystery bruise on your leg because you’re like ‘what was i doing? was i fighting vampires? did i forget? i bet you always forget when you fight vampires. shit, i must have fought so many vampires’

then you poke your vampire battle wounds and feel pretty badass


I keep thinking oh man, I’m so immature. How am I allowed to be an adult.

Then I spend time with teenagers.

And it’s like, wow, okay, yeah. I am an adult. I am so adult. Look at me adulting all over the place.

Anonymous said: Sollux happy pic and not-happy pic?

I was going to say “Sollux doesn’t get to be happy” but then I found this!


Check out that grin, getting paid to film those hotties.


Shaky baby does not want to be in your naked police lineup. A chart of troll body types. Might need to tag for nudity. >///> Even though they’re just mannequin style. Very much enjoy the variation of style, not just their bodies but also their reactions.

curlicuetruth said: Now do Davesprite :)


Our favorite ball of existential angst and fluff. I love this piece because it includes more bird-like features, not to mention regular clothes. The colors are so bright you almost need to squint with him. And of course any Bird Bros is awesome. XD

Anonymous said: Aradia?

I almost forgot about sourcing! I’ll include it when I find it, google is being slow.

I mostly have her in group shots, but here is a lovely grown-up Aradia in business casual. She is the world’s most harried secretary. I wish I had that outfit, or, barring that, I wish I had her as a secretary so I could admire the outfit from a distance. And that hair! Hrrrrn how do ladies in art always manage to have their hair flying around in such attractive ways. Why doesn’t my hair do that. :<

curlicuetruth said: Um…. Bec Noir. :D

The one thing I have of him! This is from the flash. You know the one. You’d better, because it’s not in my bookmarks and I’m not about to go trolling through 7000 pages to find it.

He’s about to stab Karkat. Look at that poor tired baby. Just woke up in the Promised Land, a golden planet of flight and joy where his friends happily play together, and then a demon dog shows up to murder them all. Jack, why you gotta be so mean? Karkat trusted you.

New variation on the meme: Give me a Homestuck character and, if they’re popular, a mood, and I’ll give you a picture from my fanfart folder that suits it best.


Knowledge is knowing that Frankenstein is not the monster.

Wisdom is knowing that Frankenstein is the monster.